This version of Kjartans Pissekule Puppy Linux is 64 bits and
has the 4.9.30 kernel

Installed:
Chrome version 59 (Do NOT update chrome - leave it alone. IF you update, you get the "Youre running as root and this can blah blah-bollox")
dir2iso (rightclick a folder to create ISO-image)
CamPhoneTab USB Interface (connect phones to usb and transfer files)


Download kjartans_puppy64uefi.zip
Unzip everything and copy to a USB flash drive formatted as fat 32 and boot from it. (UEFI)